The Absurd 2nd Century Space Opera You'll Never Read

Did you know that science fiction, a genre that dominates our screens and bookshelves today, traces its roots back nearly two millennia? Each year, countless millions flock to cinemas and streaming platforms to immerse themselves in epic space battles, alien encounters, and futuristic technologies. Yet, long before Jules Verne, H.G. Wells, or even the earliest silent film adaptations, the seeds of speculative fiction were sown in an unexpected place: ancient Greece.

As the video above vividly illustrates, the journey to the origins of this beloved genre leads us to the 2nd century AD, where a remarkable satirist named Lucian of Samosata penned a work known as “A True Story.” This ancient text holds the distinction of being the earliest known science fiction book, a truly absurd and imaginative tale that would profoundly influence future generations of writers, even if its original satirical intent is often lost on modern readers.

1. Lucian’s World: A Crucible of Satire and Sophistry

To truly appreciate “A True Story,” we must first understand the literary landscape of Lucian’s era. The Roman Empire, then at its height, was a vibrant hub of intellectual discourse, but also a fertile ground for literary excess. Lucian, a wildly popular satirist of his time, thrived on ridiculing the prevalent superstitions, religions, and even political figures through exaggerated humor. While over 80 of his stories survive today, much of their original wit and referential humor is lost to time, as we are almost 2,000 years removed from his primary target audience: the educated upper class of Greece.

One of Lucian’s greatest frustrations stemmed from two wildly popular genres: the travelog and the philosophical debate. Imagine if today’s social media influencers constantly exaggerated their travel experiences, fabricating elaborate tales for clicks and engagement. This was essentially the travelog genre in Lucian’s day—men would journey to distant lands, only to return and publish sensationalized, often outright fictitious, accounts of their discoveries. Lucian saw this as an erosion of journalistic integrity, a trend of “publishing outright lies as facts in order to stay relevant.”

Similarly, he loathed the pretentious and often trivial nature of philosophical debates, where highly respected public figures would bicker endlessly over semantics, often concerning “unknowable matters.” These were verbose, highbrow arguments that Lucian felt lacked substance and genuine insight. He viewed both genres as symptomatic of a broader cultural decline in genuine inquiry and honesty.

2. “Truthfully, I Lie”: The Groundbreaking Preface of “A True Story”

With these literary grievances festering, Lucian conceived “A True Story” as a masterful blend of the very genres he despised, yet turned on their head. His intention was to satirize the sensationalist travel writers and pompous debaters by creating a story so utterly unbelievable that no one could possibly mistake it for fact. And he begins his “travelog” with a preface that is nothing short of revolutionary for its time: a blunt, almost confrontational admission of fiction.

On the very first page, Lucian declares his entire book a work of fiction. This would have been a profoundly shocking statement to his contemporary readership, as popular travelogs of the era always claimed to be factual. He directly calls out well-known authors like Ctesias and Homer, implicitly accusing his contemporaries of “ruining the publishing business by fabricating larger than life stories that they then sell to a stupid readership.” While he “refuses to mention any such authors by name,” he assures his readers that the targets of his satire will become glaringly obvious as the story unfolds.

In a moment of self-deprecating humor, Lucian admits his own life is rather unadventurous, implying that if he has to lie to sell books, he’ll at least be more noble than his competitors by openly admitting his deception. He famously writes, “I confidently pronounce that truthfully, I lie. I write of matters which I neither saw nor suffered, nor heard by reports from people that I made up… Let no man therefore in any case believe these words.” Imagine the audacity! This meta-commentary on the nature of truth and storytelling is precisely what makes “A True Story” a fascinating piece of ancient sci-fi and literary criticism.

3. From Sea Storms to Space Whales: Lucian’s Unhinged Odyssey

Lucian’s narrative begins conventionally enough, with him gathering a crew of 50 men for an expedition beyond the known world, setting sail from the Pillars of Hercules (the Strait of Gibraltar). But soon, the journey takes a turn for the truly bizarre.

  • The Great Whirlwind and the Moon Kingdom: After enduring a terrifying tempest for 79 days and encountering an island with intoxicating wine-women, the ship is caught in a colossal whirlwind. This isn’t just a storm; it’s a cosmic event that pulls the entire vessel out of the water and thrusts it into outer space. For seven days, they sail through the void—yes, Lucian imagines space with wind—and on the eighth day, they arrive at the moon.
  • Interplanetary Warfare and Fantastical Armies: On the moon, Lucian’s party is apprehended by “Hippogryphines” or “Vulture Dragoons,” essentially a lunar police force mounted on giant birds. They are brought before King Endymion, a human who speaks Greek, who quickly enlists them in an ongoing war against the Sun Kingdom. The conflict? Control over the planet Venus. Lucian’s description of the armies involved is where his satirical imagination truly shines. The Moon army boasts “Grass Plovers” (birds with lettuce wings), Vulture Dragoons, and archers riding “elephant-sized fleas.” To create a battlefield, Endymion commissions “island-sized spiders” to weave a massive web in space. The Sun army is even more ludicrous, featuring “dragoons riding atop 200-foot-long ants,” massive mosquitoes, men who “fling poison radishes,” warriors with “asparagus spears and mushroom shields,” and “puppycorns,” who represent the dog star and fight on the backs of winged acorns. This elaborate, over-the-top conflict clearly mocks the exaggerated battle accounts in contemporary travelogs and epics.

4. Lunar Life and Beyond: Lucian’s Vision of Other Worlds

After a “glorious victory” for the Moon Kingdom (despite some notable tardiness from the Sun army’s reinforcements), a peace treaty is brokered, including a tribute of “10,000 gallons of dew” each year. Lucian and his companions are celebrated as heroes. Lucian then offers a detailed, and highly peculiar, ethnographic account of Moonite society:

  • Bizarre Biology: Moonites, Lucian claims, are not born of women but of men, with individuals functioning as “wives” until age twenty-five, then becoming “husbands.” They carry their children in the calf of the leg. Their diet consists of “flying frogs” plucked from the air and eaten fried. Their bodies exude milk instead of sweat and honey instead of snot. They possess unique anatomical features like a single toe on each foot, removable eyes, and ears made of leaves. Their clothes are made of glass, and their bellies serve as pockets. This grotesque yet comical description further exemplifies Lucian’s use of exaggeration to comment on the fantastic claims of other writers.
  • Ancient Tech and Earthly Glimpses: Amidst the biological oddities, Lucian describes a fascinating piece of lunar technology: a massive plane of glass hanging over a shallow well that acts as an intergalactic “telegraph,” allowing Moonites to observe anything happening on Earth. Lucian spies on his family back home, concluding with another pointed jab at his contemporaries: “If you think that I am lying, go there yourself, and you will see that I am telling the truth.” This line, almost certainly a direct parody of other travel writers’ defiant claims, underscores his ongoing critique.

Lucian’s journey doesn’t end on the moon. After declining an offer of marriage from King Endymion’s son (as “there are no women on the moon”), his party sails to Lamptown, a city inhabited by sentient, floating lamps that deliver reports of their assigned humans to a magistrate each evening. They visit Cloud Cuckootown, are swallowed whole by a whale “187 and one half miles long,” and find an entire world of fish-people kingdoms warring inside its belly. They survive there for almost two years before escaping by setting the whale’s internal forests on fire, a gruesome yet ingenious plan.

The journey culminates on the “Island of the Blessed,” a golden afterlife kingdom where Lucian encounters historical figures like Pythagoras, Homer, and the veterans of the Trojan War. He even notes that “Plato was not there. It was said that he was living in an imaginary city under the constitution and laws that he himself wrote”—a wonderfully cheeky literary dig. His adventure is filled with philosophical gossip, celestial court cases, and even a rebellion over an extramarital affair, before he is reluctantly sent back to the mortal world, promised a future return by the demigod Rhadamanthus.

5. The Unwritten Sequel and Enduring Legacy of “A True Story”

Lucian of Samosata concludes “A True Story” with the tantalizing promise, “What happened on that island, I shall tell you in the next book.” However, to the dismay of at least one ancient Greek scholar (who scribbled “This is Lucian’s greatest lie of all” in the margins of a surviving copy), he never wrote a sequel.

Despite its incomplete nature, “A True Story” remains a pivotal work in the history of literature, widely recognized as the earliest science fiction. It contains many elements we associate with modern speculative fiction:

1. Space Travel and Exploration: A journey from Earth to the moon and beyond, navigating celestial bodies.

2. Extraterrestrial Life: Encounters with various alien species, from Moonites to Sunites, and the bizarre creatures of their armies.

3. Interplanetary Conflict: A full-blown war between two celestial kingdoms over a third planet (Venus).

4. Advanced Technology: From the moon’s “telegraph” mirror to the very idea of sailing through space, Lucian’s imagination ventured far beyond his own technological capabilities.

5. Invented Societies and Cultures: Detailed descriptions of lunar society, its customs, biology, and politics.

Imagine if Lucian had lived in the 20th century, with access to rockets and telescopes; his satirical mind might have created even more outlandish and prescient tales. His work not only serves as a fascinating historical artifact but also as a testament to the human imagination’s enduring capacity to envision worlds beyond our own, long before the term “science fiction” even existed. “A True Story” is a reminder that the genre we cherish today has deep, surprising roots, reaching back to an ancient writer who, in his quest to critique the absurdities of his time, inadvertently gave birth to a whole new way of storytelling.

Anachronistic Answers: Your Questions on the Unwritten Saga

What is considered the earliest known science fiction book?

The earliest known science fiction book is “A True Story,” which was written in the 2nd century AD.

Who wrote “A True Story”?

“A True Story” was penned by an ancient Greek satirist named Lucian of Samosata.

What kind of adventures happen in “A True Story”?

The story describes a journey to the moon, interplanetary wars, encounters with bizarre alien creatures, and visits to fantastical lands.

Why did Lucian write “A True Story”?

Lucian wrote it to satirize exaggerated travel stories and pretentious philosophical debates of his time, openly admitting his own tale was entirely fictional.

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